Monkey C
Anytime I see a relationship status change on facebook, for whatever reason, I am immediately all over it. As if I just have to work out the details and find out when/where/why the relationship started faltering and which one is more distraught than the other. I’m the Nancy Drew of facebook and I’m losing sleep over here. Stop breaking up, or at least stop being sad on facebook. I’m an empathetic person to the extremeth power and I WILL cry if you seem sad about a long-lasting relationship ending so JUST STOP. HIBERNATE OR SOMETHING. No, I’m sorry, be sad. But not on facebook. I’m the Nancy Drew of facebook and I can’t be stopped.
