“Her - That’s great experience, working for the cops on your resume. Can never be a bad thing!
Me - Yeah but it gets in the way of the drug habit I was trying accrue.
Her - They’d definitely catch that quickly. Especially if it were meth. You’d be all twitchy.
Me - I was thinking of something cleaner.
Her - (raises eyebrow) Such as?
Me - Aerosol cans.
Her - People die from that all the time!
Me - People die from meth all the time, idiot.
Her - I don’t know anyone that died from meth.
Me - YOU ALMOST DIED FROM METH SEVERAL TIMES.
Her - Well yeah but I didn’t. And I had cook friends and they never died.
Me - Your brain is incredible. Look at the cute little ideas your brain makes! Anyway I’m going robotripping. Be back later.
Her - I hope that’s some new dance.
Me - That is exactly what it is.” Familial love.
Me - Yeah but it gets in the way of the drug habit I was trying accrue.
Her - They’d definitely catch that quickly. Especially if it were meth. You’d be all twitchy.
Me - I was thinking of something cleaner.
Her - (raises eyebrow) Such as?
Me - Aerosol cans.
Her - People die from that all the time!
Me - People die from meth all the time, idiot.
Her - I don’t know anyone that died from meth.
Me - YOU ALMOST DIED FROM METH SEVERAL TIMES.
Her - Well yeah but I didn’t. And I had cook friends and they never died.
Me - Your brain is incredible. Look at the cute little ideas your brain makes! Anyway I’m going robotripping. Be back later.
Her - I hope that’s some new dance.
Me - That is exactly what it is.” Familial love.
