so i had this promotion interview…
and it was a lot of awkward, because i had someone giving me the questions in front of me and then there was a phone with our operations manager (or whatever the hell she is) conferenced in, but barely able to hear. so we were screaming a lot of things most of the time. anyway, this is the only part worth telling.
J (in person) - blah blah blah customer service week blah blah blah do you have any ideas for things we could do?
Me - blah blah blah, trick them into learning magic with fiddles. the smile ball (a beach ball we throw around the floor) was a huge success, but there’s just an out of place smile on it. i think it will be much more effective if we get a few of those balls, and watch the surveys go up as people get literally hit in the face with a ball that says “I CAN DEFINITELY HELP YOU WITH THAT.”
i think i’m hilarious.
